Happy Bihu

এদিন বহাগ আহিব বুলি

ৰৈ আছে আশাৰ বৰষুণ জাক

মন তাৰ উৰণীয়া 

বিচাৰি যাই তাইৰে সুবাস

এদিন বহাগ আহিব বুলি

ৰৈ আছে আশাৰ বৰষুণ জাক

মন তাৰ উৰণীয়া

বিচাৰি যাই তাইৰে সুবাস

With Pleasure & Kindness

Bandur bandhu ejone dusokiya bahon ekhon kinibo. Kintu letha tu hol teo xei bixoye besi nejane. Kobogole teo asolote 2 wheeler indutrir pora last 5 bosor manor pora xampurna disconnected. Gotike jote bhaal scooter dekhe alop rakhi taar model ba look tu sai loi. Teneke edin ekhon kola bike teor bor bhaal lagil. Osor saapi jaotei xaru suwali ejoni bhutung koi olai kole – uncle drop kori dim neki. Mor pleasure aase. Bandhur bandhuye moi apunak with pleasure drop kori dim buli bhul xuni kole bola. Uthiyo suwa hobo, performance tuyo gom puwa jabo. Uthaat agote sudhile ei model tur pise ki naam. Suwali pleasure buli koutehe buji paale je scooter khonor naam ki. Mone mone bhaabile - pleasure eitu kenekuwa naam. Ghor pua loike bandhur bandhue teor dusokia kinaar plan tu kole. Suwaliye nomai thoi xudhile – pleasure khon kene paale? Bandhur bandhu – bhaalei. Moi pise kindness khon he lom buli bhabisu.
Xosaake product bilakor naam aaji kaali je ki sanghatik. Sunny gaari khon dekhile logote Leonne logai dim jen laage (it would be a hot ride huh?). Scala naamtu rokhaitkoi kela rakhile Indian appeal tu alop besi barhile heten.

Oh no

Ketiyaba bejarote tuponi nahile mor, kopalote jen haat juwa burai.........

Gurgaon aaha emaah hol. emaah okole thaaki britisna jaagi goise. Maggi aaru koni dekhile bomi hobo jen laage. family ki bastu gom pai galu. Aurangabadot rojar nisina thakisilu. eyaait autot ghuri ghuri kokaal bixai goise.

Xenduria prabhati xurujar axaat blog kori bohi aasu

Bijoya Dasami

Kaali bijoya dasami. Xaru thakute jayantipurot (Pitar gaor ghorot) puja karu. Bujar Barua family’r puja. Tiniso bosorot kayo purana. Shivasinghor dinor pora puja hoi. Jayanti kaali mondirot. Aami sasthir dinai bedding loi upasthit hao. Next paach din bosoror sobotke eventful din hoi. Khuraar lora, pehir lora  sobe mili somonia group bilaake din tu nijor mote katao. Pukhurit ga dhuo. Dhuti pindhi puspanjali lau. but mahor Prasad khao. Bhat daali aaru labra (mixed sabji) – amrit jen xuwad loi khao. Duporiya bivinna khel dhemaali aaru adda. Aabelir pora arombho sankirton. Dhol khol taal loi dekar pora burha sakaloye naasi naasi gai. Ki je furtee. Raati anjali aaru dandabaat. Dandabaat mane khaali dhuti pindhi matit pori sastango pronaam. Raati Negara naam. Taal aaru Negarar sabdot rajanjonai jai gotei gaon. Aami dhaarir uporote sui jao. Raatipuwa bisonat xaar pao. Borer puwai phul tulib jao. Kune kimaan collect koribo paare taar competition. Breakfast khai din tur karone akow ready. breakfastor luchi aaru alohir karone thowa mithai chor kori khuwa adventure bilaak etiya monot porile haahi uthe. Astomi aaru nobomit pehi, mama sob nojor nijor family loi ebaar holeu aahe. A massive hathering for perfect socialisation. Mama bure puja sabo poisa diye. Xei poisa re pistol kinu. Koto je kando, kimaan je ghotona. Kot je gol xei din bur...

Moi bhabilu pujaar emaan anodor pora mor suwaali dujanik bonchito koribo nuyaari. Xihatak puja dekhabo loi golu. Papa monster tur naam ki? Durgar dui faale thoka dujoni kun? Ganesh festival to hoi gol, phir ganesha durgar logot kiyo aase? Prasnar utpatot thaakibo nuwaari xihotok Ramayanor kaahini tu aaru durga pujaar kotha kolu. TV’t splendid audio visualere kahaani dekhi dekhi, mor purani xaadhu kowa style tu xihotor posndo nohol. Gom paalu next kaam tu kori pelaai ghor juwahe kotha. Taar pasor aadha ghontat tini plate chiken thaali, ek plate chicken kantuky aaru ek plate paneer 65 xex kori ghor gusi aahilu.

Kaali bijoy dasami. Xaru kalot, ghoror pujaat, aami raati puwa ga pa ghui “om sarasatya namah” likhiilu – 108 baar. Xei kagoj devir pratimaat olomai disilu. Tenekuwa korile henu parikkha bhaal hoi. Andha biswahi korisilu kintu etiya bhaabi laage kimaan innocent kaam korisilu. Duporiya bhaat khai pratimaak pita, khura aaaru gaor deka hote nij kandhot uthai osorore borolia nodiloi loi jai. 2 km manor duratta. 500 maan manuhe naasi baagi, devir gun gaai jai. Raastat jegai jegai manuh roi thaake. Pratima rakhai gaor jiyori buwariye sawul mare, sindur logai. Nodir parot devik prai eghonta maan xomoi rokhai ebaar last baror karone xakaloye tibro ulaahot naase. Devi bisarjan saboloi dur duronir pora manuh aahe. Nadi parot taar korone mela bohe. Khurma, jeelapir dukaan. Pujat mama hotor pora collect huwa poisa bor jomai thuwa thaake – khurma jeelapir karone. Xondhiya nomaar agote pita, khura hote devik loi naami jai nodir majoloi. Axomor nodi, sodai kobal. Bor bhai laage. Xaru bilaakok nodir parot jabo diya nohoi. Bhiror dhakkat Jodi nodit pori jai. (jayanti kaalir kripaat Juwa tinixo bosore kintu etao accident huwa nai). Etiyayo monot aase - pratima bisarjonor pisot deutai sobore karone khurma kine. Pratima kandhot loi juwa bilakor karone special jeelapi. Xei dina raati Jayantipuror ghorot adda bohe. Aaji raati aaru kono tension nai, ratipuwa xonkaale uthar, pujar preparation korar etc etc. Xei adda jomi uthe jetiya konuba ejoni pehi ba daideye epaak naasi diye. Ejon dadai khuhutiya kotha koi petor naari daal daal kori diye ba ejon khurai xundar gaan gai.

Xei puja mor karone eta smritir pera. Maaje maaje khuli sao aaru bhitoror treasure bor dekhi bhitori bhitori anondito hoi eta natun energy pao.

Kaali Bijoya Dasami – Suva Bijoya

    

Pratibhar Smriti

Edin hothaat xi bhutung koi olal. Moi dorja khuli taak dekhi alop asorite holu. Dhumuhar dore sumai aahi xi taar signature stylot xudhile ”cigarette aase?”

“nai. Moi baad disu”

“kiyo cancer neki?” taar typical kharangkhas style. Moi taak bahu dinor pora jaanu. Gotike hatbhambha nahalu

“paach bosor agote erilu. Dangor suwali tetiya tini bosor. Edit tai kole papa tumaar gaar pora beya gondho olai. Xidinar pora baad”

“kaali Jodi tai koi tur mukhar pora gondho olai to khuwa baad bondho kori dibi?” taar ajuktikor kotha ignore kora mor karone xohoj. Moi eituwu jaanu je taar beberibaang kothar patoni mane serious kotha kiba aase.

Proactive hoi aaru kiba ulta pulta kuwar agote kalu “vodka aase. Khabi?”

“de. Vodkar baas puwaliye nepai jen pao” Ignore the 2^nd sentence. Moi nijoke kolu

Xi tenekuwai. Engineeringor hostelot prothom dina ekeloge ragging khai sinaaki huwa aaru tar pisor saari bosoror constant partner. Tetiyawo xi tenekuwa aasile, etiyawo xi enekuwa. Mukhat ji thaake koi diye. Bahute beya pai kintu taar basic human nature tu saai pisot nije nije thik hoi jai. Facebook chasebookat taar interest nai. Logor bilaake moke taar kotha xudhi thake. Moi nu ki kom. Thaku ekekhon Pune sohorote, kintu contact hoi taar mood hole. Beberibung bokatu bhang khuwar lakhyan buli bahute koi. Moi kintu nemanu. Hostelot bahut bhang khalu. Kimaan din je submarine maari pink Floyd bojai guitaror logot ekhon beleg duniyaloi uti bhahi goisilu...taar kunu hisaab nai. Aase matho smriti. Smriti Choudhury nohoi….memorywala smriti.  

Large peg duta bonai, eta taak di kolu “ko”

“Ki kom?”

“ji kobo aahisili”

“ki kobo aahisilu?”

“moi ki jaanu?”

“koi aasu roh. tai aase?” tai mane mor patni. Duyure rahi jora nimile. Tai thoka timot xi naahe, aahileo tai taar agot nulai. Tair mote xi eta bhangura aghori, taar mote tai ejoni control freak. Mok angulit nachuyai.

“aaji xonibaar. Toi to janoi mor off aaru tair duty tkake”

“puwali kot?”

“dance classot goise. Ahiboloi eghontaro besi aase”

“anibo jabo lagibo?”

“nelage. driver tuye loi aahibo”

“life ho to aisi”

“ko etiya”

“moi beeya patibo olaisu”

“kiiiiiii?” reaction tu alop besi hoi gol. Hoboi. Taar nisina lorai nije beeya paatim buli koise. Tathapi kothatu beya hol. Ajuktikor prosno bahut olabo pare. Jene ”emaan asorit hoiso je? Moi beeya patibo nuwaru neki. Tor dore nikamma etai pare Jodi moi nuwaru neki?” etyadi, etyadi. Situation tu manage koribo lagibo

“mane wow!!!” buli koi uthi goi freez tur pisot mukh khon dhakilu.

“ice mor karoneo alop aanibi”

Aaru eta peg bonai, borof dhaali moi taar kaxot aahi bohilu. Xi mor reaction tur bixoye uncomfortable question nusudhile. Bodhhai xi prepared hoi aahise – mor pora tenekuwa reactionor karone. Kothatu bhabi alop relax holu.

“ei baar axom jaote Pratibhak log palu”. Pratibha taar ex-preyoshi. Etiya duta puwalir maak. Giriyek fishery officer. Pratibha, xi aaru moi ekekhon townore. Kintu aamaar xinaki AEC’t. Tai taar schoolor dinor preyashi. Taai maaje maaje hostel aahe, osorore university hostelor pora. Prathom baar ahote xi aaru moi roommate. Gotike badhyatamulak sinaaki aru taar pisot roomor pora olai juwar engit. Bor bhaal suwali aasile tai. Taar nisina mukali ghora etaak je keneke baandhi rakhisil bhabi asorit laage. Ebaar xi bihur pisot hostelot pitha loi aahisil. Pratibhai banuwa pitha. Logor bilaake gom pai taak khub jokaale. Guwahatir lora Daduye alop besi aag baari goi pitha khon asleel dhorone seleki khale aaru pitha khonok praibhar eta body parts logot rijaale. Xei dina hostelor lora bilaake taar eta beleg roop dekhisil

“atcha. Taar pisot”

“Common friendor bhoniyek ejonir beeyat log paalu. Khuwar xomoit taai aaru moi ekeloge bohisilu. Tair giriyek tu beleg ekhon tabulot bohi puwali duta sombhali aasile. Xei pondoro minitot tai mok luchi, ghugni aaru rosogollar logot proposal eta khuwai dile. mor henu beeya korar boyosh paar hoi goi aase aaru more importantly tair hatot ejoni perfect suwali aase”

“ex flame acting as matchmaker” moi katakhya tu marar chance tu eridibo nukhujilu

“sarcasm tur mukhat bhaal nelage”

“sorry”

“tai mok next day suwali sabo matisile. Xei dina raati moi bahut bhabilu aaru decide korilu je Pratibhar karone moi atleast suwali joni sai aahim. Ratipuwa juwar agote moi maak dekha kori golu. Janoito maa aajikaali bisonate pori thaake. Uthibo nuware. Normally moi gole maar lecture arombho hoi jai - mor jeewan to moi keneke nosto kori aasu aaru kaande. Xidina mai eko nokoi khaali haahi eta maari kole aaji moi xaantit moribo paarim“     

Xi ebaar kahani arombho korile sob koi jai. Moi by defauly ejon bhaal listener. Xei karone prithibit saage mor agote xi sob kotha khuli koi.

“suwali tur kotha ko” purana dinor excitement aahi goise. Hostelot thakute amar duniya khon khub ximito aasile. Xei ximito duniyar permanent resident aasile jogotor sob  good looking suwali bur. Smriti Choudhurik moi green card disilu. Bor beleg dhoronor suwali aasile tai. Lora type. Boys cut. Bike solai. Kiba rohosyojonok karonot ebosor loss kori amaar semesterot aahisil. Tair mod aaru bhangor proti affinity thaka buli remour eta aasile. Lora bilaake khub fantasise kore. Moi edin xudhi pelaisilu – tumi bule bhang khuwa? Taar pisot tai amaar bhangor addar regular member. Khub bhaal gaan gaisile. Moi silimor pora bhang khabo nuwarisilu. Cigaretot mix kori khao. Tayo eke. Xi kinto silim tanisil. Prothomote bhangor addat suwali aana karone xi beya paisil. Kintu ebaar tair gaan aaru musicor funda xunaar pisot xi taik member hisabe accept kori loisil. Sei Smriti Choudhury edin bhang khai mor bisona khonot boliya hoi goisil. Taik bule kihobai uruwai loi jai. Aami bedsheetere taik bandhi rakhibo loga hoisil. Edin tai mok ejoni suwali dekhabo loi goisil. “tumaar karone ejoni bamunor suwali saiso. 4^th sem mechanical”. Sei suwali aaji mor patni

“moi Pratibhar ghor goi olalu. Fishery officer mor karone roi assile. Bor bhaal kaam koribo olaisa buli xi amaak taar garit suwalir ghoroloi drop koribo loi gol. ekhon onaath ashromor agot gaari rokhai mok aaru Pratibhal nomai xi gusi gol. Moi kiba bhabi puwaar agote tai mok bhitoroloi loi gol. enekuwa lagisil jen sob agote pre-planned aasile. Mok eta roomat loi juwa hol. Alop pisot Pratibhai ejoni suwali loi aahile. Average type suwali ejoni kintu mukh khon sanghatik ujjal”

“baby adoption xunisilu, bride adoption natun concept. Sorry koi ja”

“Luitor banot suwali jonir sob uti gol. maak, paapek, ghor, bhayek. Tai hostelot aasile. Porhat biraat soka. Pratibha hote poisa uthai taik AEC’t MCA korale. Final exam di etiya reslutor karone bohi aase. Campus’t TCS paise, Pune posting. Kintu okole jabo dibo bhoi kore. Pratibhai jaane moyo software company’t kaam karu. Suwali mot ke 10 bosor xaru. Kintu Pratibhai bisaare moi taike beeya korai Pune loi aahu. Amaar xangsaar nosolileo tair jeewan tu soli jabo.”

“Marriage as social responsibility? Good. Gotei jeewan tu toi nijor karone jiyali. Etiya alop belogor karone jee sa”

“Pratibhayo take kole. Tair mote mor jeewantu patni nuhuwake soli sabo paribo, mor saage ketiyao patnir darkaar nohobo. Moi bule bhangura siva babar nisina, jeewan tu kotai dibo paarim, kintu ejoni Parvati’r life tu Jodi mor karone settle hoi jai, then I will no longer be Shiva the destroyer”

Taar kotha bilaak xuni moi Nirav hoi thakilu. Nijoke taar bandhu hisabe jaani Gaurav bodh korilu. Bhabilu aaji patnik koi bhaal lagibo je tai jaak beya manuah buli bhabe xi asolote ejon mohan manuh. Bhaang khalei maanuh beya nohoi. Raati kothatu patnik kolu. Tai climax tu nijor stylot kori golpotu xex kori thole

“xi tair uproot ehsaan kora buli nebhabiba. Ulta taihe taar uport dangor ehsaan eta korise. Taar nisina bhangura aad doyoxia manuh etaar log beeya hoboloi maanti hoise”

Perspective!!!!.

Deuka

Moi paakhi meli disu

Ebuku axaa aaru eta xapon loi

Niyorot tita surya xeekha

Aaru dhuxorito gadhuli

Moi paakhi meli disu

Deuka bhangar bhoi

Aaru herai juwar bibhixika

Adrishyo edaal xeekoli

xei xeekoli bhangi aaji

Moi paakhi meli disu

Prarthona aaru sahanubhuti

Nojokaba aaji mok

Jeevan bator majpothot

Bishwaxor brihot pradakhyep

Moi paakhi meli disu